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1. a penis penis penis penis

i'm about ot lay some pipe on that bitch

Any action or task that is easy. Anything that is a certainty. A shortening of "lead pipe cinch." See also, "cinch."

When asked by the police officer walk a straight line, Darnell said, "That's a pipe!"

Sarcasticly saying that your hitting the power ban and being crazy and fast while riding

Did you see Mike today, He was on the pipe

A woman’s bits, best talked about in hushed tones by gynaecologists.

Adam: I heard her pipes were all twisted and rotten since she spawned that devil child.
Leo: Shhh, you’re no gynaecologist.

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.

Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!

The lowest form of loser a human being can possibly be, he/she/it is "that guy" that no one likes because of sheer lameness. Reserved only for the universe's biggest faggots and Canadians. "Getting piped" is when you get fucked over.

Man, that guy Andrew is a pipe. He brought his iPad to prom and did accounting.

Man, that Cokely is such a pipe. He thinks the South should be able to secede from the Union, and cried when he didn't get into the Navy.

That advanced quantum physics test piped me so fucking hard!