A fork of Rural Dictionary
A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners
You buss wanker
Your an absolutely buss wanker
Someone who only masturbates during the evening.
Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker
someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome
The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth
Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"
An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan
It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker
When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"