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A project started in 1996, this was an undercover operation to train an average human to be able to emulate people perfectly. The children called "Larry" had two parental units, two siblings, a cat, and a dog each. A few years into the program "Larry" was diagnosed with social difficulties, which made it extremely difficult for them to emulate efficiently. Growing up, they were able to emulate voices, personalities, and quirks of other people down to a point. The program was shut down in 2010 after Barack Obama took office and shut down the program. It is rumored that a few "Larry" still exist today.
Tim: Did y'all hear bout that project Larry?
Bob: Tim shut up y'all be sounding like nutty nick down at the bar on Tuesday evenin! Ain't no such thing as Project Larry
Tim: I'm tellin y'all it's real! I met a Larry yesterday.
Bob: surrrre you did Tim... Now go get me and you a beer!
An odd pair who argue about foolishness but always love and support each other
Spectator 1: Look at those two argue
Spectator 2: Awww, they're so Tiffany and Larry
A man who tans to many lines and has plans to take over the world. His eyes are incredibly large and will talk your ear off all night.
That guy was had eyes like dinner plates, that has to be Dishpan Larry
A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.
Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry
When your girl queefs in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes you up.
Alyssa, Tobias is cheating on you. Get Larry Wheel'd
David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
Leaving your spouse on a significant Birthday Day
He sure is pulling a Larry when he went to lake lake on her birthday