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Fap

1.The sound of skin touching skin. from masturbating, or sex.

2.The sound Jacky X.(asian common name in my opinion) makes in his room.

1. Thats the sound of Fap, that you hear in your brothers room at night

by Xianger March 09, 2009

fap

The sound of a males foreskin when he wanks. *fap fap fap fap fap* for example.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

by Dankyboy December 09, 2015

fap

The universal word for masturbation. Also known as jacking off. Done by scrunching, rubbing or pulling the male gentalia ( a.k.a your junk) to sexual thoughts, images, videos or actually a real woman in order to ejaculate ( a.k.a Blow your load)

Guy 1: What do you guys do when youre pissed?

Guy 2: I got running.

Guy 3: I go play Call of Duty.

Guy 4: I go fap to Porn.

by LayKay4Ever December 08, 2014

Fap

The sound Spider-Man makes when he's shooting his web all over a criminal.

"Fap fap fap!!!!" "Haha, Dr. Octopus, that's the last time you'll try to use those faggoty limp dick metal protruberances on me, you fat fuck".

by Slick Dick Willie October 22, 2015

Fapping

See Womba's Mum

Fapping

by xSilentx October 18, 2008

Fapping

jerking off and excersizing your hands

I had a pretty nice fapping session last night, I came all over my pillow.

by If tuft April 27, 2017

Fap

A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010