A fork of Rural Dictionary
Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…
an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.
When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!” So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.