Country Dictionary

1. Small boy who is missing many vital organs who plays golf and says "I'm not gay"
2. A person driving a minivan

1. "where's pap" "in the hospital" "again...??" "mhm.. hes sick"
2. OWWWW CHECK OUT THE PAP TO OUR RIGHT! ;-)

Punk Ass Pussy

Howard is acting like a PAP. He started some shit and let his homies take the fall.

pap is a school for retards.

retard- "My mom is sending me to pap!" normal kid- "I always knew you were retarded."

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

password authentication protocol

an authentication of passwords for windows xp pro.

BUMHOLE

man i wanna finger her pap