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Zoinked

Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.

Me: Hey yo guys I think Eric is zoinked. Eric: I can smell colors and dab people up through windows.

by lelandSmith October 27, 2018

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude... Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023

zoinked

when you do the devils diddling whilst eating scooby snacks

Person1:ZOINKS SCOOBS I JUST ZOINKED Person2:SCOOBY DOOBY DOO

by lil hepatitus November 04, 2018

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick December 01, 2019

zoinked

Another saying of a blowjob

My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock

by fat faggot frank June 18, 2019

zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 10, 2023