Country Dictionary

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zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 13, 2007

zoinked

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

by PFreeman October 24, 2006

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 02, 2008

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

zoinks

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

by thecheat June 05, 2003

Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 04, 2019