Country Dictionary

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test. or I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

The natural state of justinb2

Damn tartarus looks zoinked.

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.