Country Dictionary

Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke

I Miked it

a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

"Hey check this out" "Woah, nice mike"

Short form of microphone.

Yo, gimme that mike!

a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times

oh mike is such a mike

A white guy with a out of control curly fro.

I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike.

1. bench warming 2. water boy 3. play basketball twenty-four seven

1 & 2. "Hey, is anyone doin' the mikee's today" 3. "Are you pro, do you mikee?"

A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.

Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative. Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.