A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog
oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse
When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog
Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit
The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.
"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."
Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!
Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.
Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.
Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally