Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019

Cunt Bulge

A swollen, annoying part of your body. Also, the outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothes. camel toe, crotch cleavage

A: How is your tumor?
B: My cunt bulge is hurting.

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"Hey woman, I can see your cunt bulge."

by Death.616 January 20, 2020

Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.

I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”

by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019

flamenco bulge

When a male dancer, usually flamenco, is wearing such tight pants that their genitalia is fully visible.

That dude had such a flamenco bulge, that I could see is full package.

by majorlanguage November 28, 2017

Professor Bulge

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

by Angela6969 February 24, 2019

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 17, 2011

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 01, 2005