A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.
A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears
stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?
“Put me and ice spice in a room and youain gon hear nun but trampoline tumbling”
The act of lying about sitting your pants
No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.
Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline
Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
Someone who farts in your face in a trampoline and it smells like atomic bomb
Ewww Jacob is totally a Trampoline Carter