A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.
Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!
A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.
wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath
A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.
Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur
Selden: What
Bravis: Rainbow Wanker
Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!
An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.
Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.