A fork of Rural Dictionary
Super hot person
Love sport not too tall
Loyal to family and friends
Kelvin is so hot
Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.
Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.
Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"
"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"
Kelvin or The Kelvin - The art of using various filters on social media ( especially instagram ) on a subject . The wilder the filter , the more out of context , the better the Kelvin
Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life
Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.
Bro : Hey do you mind if I do “The Kelvin “ today
Bro 2 : chaaaaaaa
Bro : Consider it posted
The white version of real world Kel from Omori.
Omori fan one - “My favorite Omori character is Kel, who’s yours?”
Omori… fan two - “Kelvin.”
*Omori fan two has been blocked*
A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by a guy name randy
Randy: kelvin come here a get this dick I