A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads
A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
max : bro your so dumb! leah: go eat a christmas tree!
Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas" "Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree Abbey: Same here 🎄
christmas tree witha vagina tree topper
hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?
1. Start with a Dude on the bottom, 2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest, 3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on. 4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person. Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve? Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it? Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;} John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree? Tim: want to be the top star?