A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"
Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*
Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.
What happened to that girl you met online ?
Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.
A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.
Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!
When a gentleman who is naked in a pool floats upwards and his erect penis breaks the surface.
"What's that sticking out of the water by Noah?"
"Oh, he's just iceberging."
When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.
"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"
A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.