A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rihanna is my God coz I love the black people and that's why life is nice
Now I realize most of those people out there are asleep and have a clouded vision. (delusional) So when I post this message it will just come out sounding incoherent and people will think I am just a troll. I’m talking to the Jews of UD.
Wait a minute, you people have lost your minds, my god So that explains why there are so many crazy people. Good gawd, where are these people coming from?
You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!
Friend: Do you know God? Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior? Friend: Yes! Friend 2: I do know Him! Friend: Ay me too! Friend 3: No way me too!
To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.
“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”
Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over." That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?" Amy: "Oh.. really?" Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"