A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj.
pronunciation: period(ness)
All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.
Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.
ghetting your time of the month-for sam weinberg for hte first itme
Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
Time of disorder following collapse of Han dynasty
After the Han Dynasty collapsed, there was a Period of Disunion
Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.
When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.