A fork of Rural Dictionary
After having anal sex and the semen starts to come back out and create a popping noise. Bubbling out like a volcano.
After he pulled out, Jamie had a big ole moose bubble.
The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
Total bullshit
A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home
Y: Moose facts 100%
noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.
Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt
I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.
A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.