A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.
Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"
Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."
Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.
a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
The idea that a man will become weak and unable to stand up for
himself or stand his ground when surrounded by a hot girl or group of
girls
Gideon lost all his leverage on the deal once those sorority girls came over....It must have been the clitoris effect
The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).
"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"
When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.
When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.