A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lady with Genital Warts
You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields
A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.
She gave him a lumpy back.
no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch
Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “
An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP
That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.
Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.
A word used to describe sexual intercourse with another being.
Did Jess and Tom go into the tent for some rumpy lumpy?