A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your taxi gets into an accident while you were typing so your text goes out like this. Can be used in place of SOS.
Person: My friend was chatting with me and then he suddenly sent Pppppppppppppp00⁰da. I quickly called towing services for him.
Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
When you are deadly afraid of Francis Parker adults are they may be to loud or to enthusiastic but what ever it is it’s terrifying!
John We’re you at the game last night?
Claire I sure was but I had to leave early
John Why
Claire My parkerparentphobia or ppp was acting up:/
when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.
"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"
Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)
Professional Plastic Pipe Liberating Oral and Anal Navigation
A Boy And His Gf Having sexual Intercourse And She Fucks Him From The Back With A Plastic Dick
Gf: Bae can i give you a ppp loan? 😉
Bf: Ofc bae. 😍