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someone who takes awhile to understand things or is late to class by three hours

he laughed five minutes after the joke was said#tardi

A retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends master but failed because his companion always steal his kills

haha tardis i stole your kill again

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

1. Acronym: Time And Relative Dimension In Space 2. Noun: Time machine owned by the Doctor which appears as a little police box on the outside, but is a pocket dimension on the inside

Where to next? The TARDIS can take us anywhere!

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.

Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!" Step Bro: *pulls out* Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged... Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!" Step Sis: "Pass me some!" ellipses... FUCK YOU!

Tardis blue is the particular shade of blue from the T.A.R.D.I.S.(Doctor Who).

Person 1: What shade of blue are Misha's eyes? Person 2: They are a beautiful tardis blue.