Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Steamy slip n slide

When someone diarrhea's on their partners back and then they jump and slide along their back.

Hey babe do you fancy a dirty steamy slip n slide

by November 21, 2021

Lucifer's Slide

A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.

The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.

by Lucifer Ghi October 06, 2023

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.

Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”

by TheJokerLaughs March 10, 2023

slide for von

sldinging for von

slide for von not like lil durk lil durk is a pussy ass nigga-,youngboy better

by king von slider December 14, 2023

Hobo slip n slide

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.

Dirty Mike and the boys were last seen at the hobo slip n slide on 7th.

by Mmballs October 05, 2021

Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it

Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.

by vipeylover May 01, 2023