Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sallow Pillows

Posh slang for Saggy tits.

Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows

by Jaffandjoof May 15, 2020

Pookie-pillow

Someone you have close relationship to and love as a pillow

I can't sleep, I'm missing my pookie-pillow

by totoroxi July 16, 2024

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 09, 2024

pillowing

to soften a conversation/discussion that is about to turn into a fight OR a fight dodged by a sweet comment.

Jane: Hey Max! Do you like my new hair?

Max: What about it?

Jane: Omg I can't believe you didn't realize!?
Max: Oh you died it blonde! You look beautiful as always my love.

Jane: Aww thanks babe.

Max thinking ("pheww... this is what I call pillowing. ")

by vasebolt12 March 02, 2020

Pillowing

To go around defecating on people's pillows. Easiest done to roommates that won't clean the kitchen before they leave for work, but can also be done to random people if you can find out where they live.

My friend got in a fight with his roommate after a pillowing.

I know where you live and I'm going pillowing tonight.

by Giant Jolly Ginger November 09, 2017

pillowing

The act of having sexual intercourse with another sexual partner. To have sex

"Hey do you know where Danny is?"
"No I haven't seen him but he's probably pillowing some girl again. He really is one horny dude isn't he?"

by Captain-pilot September 13, 2018