A fork of Rural Dictionary
A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)
Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
Someone who is flirting but has a bitchy attitude. Being a bitch in a flirtatious manner. A girl who is hot and has a resting bitch face will usually be a bitchy flirt.
She was being a bitchy flirt with that guy.
Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
a queen king royal regal bitch who stalker fans the one and only Mitch mf Rowland (yeah he's kinda underground but fr listen to him)
he's on this really indie but freaky song called 'She' u prolly haven't heard it but go listen to it rn bitch
omg mitchie bitchie is THE shit like they own me rn look how powerful they are frr I'm scared quaking in my tiddies
me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!