Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

caveman deodorant

When 1 rubs shit in their armpits caveman deodorant

Becky it smells like you using caveman deodorant

by Big Thad March 01, 2021

caveman eyebrow

To have eyebrow hair that is thicker and extends from the brow bone

When I saw them man get his eyebrow stuck on the door walking out , it was then I realized he had caveman eyebrows

by Richard Friction August 16, 2018

caveman peek

Wedging two fingers in the ass so one can peek inside.

So, last night I gave her a caveman peek. Did you hear about Johnny? Yeah, he was fucking a chick and got some mud on his dick so he had to give her a caveman peek.

by untappedhi9 June 18, 2010

caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.

Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3? Man 2: 31 Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?

by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021

caveman-style

term used to describe when you've gotten so frustrated at an inanimate object(usually at your computer) that you stop attempting to solve the problem in any kind of logical way, and instead just scream something along the lines of "UGH." or "GAH." and hit it

Computer: Windows XP is currently experiencing a fatal error and will now shutdown regardless of the fact that your term paper is due in three hours and you haven't saved. Sorry for the inconvenience. If you'd like to send an error report that we won't read and don't even remotely care about, you can call 1-800-YOU-LOSE and then shove said error report up your ass. Sam: *caveman-style*

by Kohrtni-Lin October 29, 2005

Caveman Glue

Sperm; what bursts out of the urethra after materbation or sex.

Chase: I wonder how cavemen glued stuff together? Joe: They probably just beat off. Oh CAVEMAN GLUE!

by HomeXGnome June 26, 2009

going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

by Chocolate Custard April 04, 2009