A fork of Rural Dictionary
An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.
John: so how was the sex with George last night, he hit the g-spot?
Miranda: nah, I only use the fudge room
John: nice
When you’re karaoking and realize the microphone has gone missing. It’s in someone’s ass.
Last night, Dindy and I went karaoking. I went to song a song but the microphone was gone. Dindy was back room karaoking the mic. Back room karaoke means She had it up her ass.
The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.
John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.
A lack of any detailed description in stories, novels or plays that leaves the setting vague and undefined.
Mortimer: "The novel's first chapter had such White Room Syndrome, I didn't know if Jim was in a store looking for a DVD of the Emoji Movie signed by Obama or voyaging through space for it"
(The above example is exaggerated for humor/humour)
Mortimer: " 'She ran inside the beautiful room, and waved to her friend in the room' This lacks any description about the room or her friend, therefore it has what we writers and readers call, White Room Syndrome"
Somewhere so dark and scary that entering it would mean certain death. (Or at least we think that's what happens, because we're all to scared to enter.)
"Your dad's basement is such a boiler room! How many bodies are down there?"