A fork of Rural Dictionary
An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP
That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.
Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.
A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!
A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn
A word used to describe sexual intercourse with another being.
Did Jess and Tom go into the tent for some rumpy lumpy?