A fork of Rural Dictionary
Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay
Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates
“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”
When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.
Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.
A horse
You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse