Country Dictionary

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Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks

"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"

by vespachez April 21, 2023

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 08, 2023

Hoon

Hoon is slang for a vape

lets go have a hoon

by BigDaddyBovid19 August 31, 2021

Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively

1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”

by NZguru January 16, 2025

hoone ling pin

Hoone is a very kind, optimistic, matured, friendly and reliable person. They treat their friends well and are willing to lend a helping hand when needed. If you have a friend like him, you should cherish him as he is one of a kind. He might be sarcastic at times but he do not really meant it. He is also a very forgiving and loving person and does not get mad easily depending on situations.

Hoone Ling Pin is the best.

by hehe98 January 04, 2018

Hoon Goonz

Hoon Goonz are a group of men that are ready to constantly fuck shit up.

Did you see those Hoon Goonz? They fucked those dudes up!

by bigballer84 March 16, 2022