A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.
Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"
A female who allows every guy hit raw.
“I don’t like condoms” that girl is a female germ
1) Any sort of STD.
2) An infection of the penis
3) a reference to a very small penis
1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ
Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.
Keep your forever germs away from me.
Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")
A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.
A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.