A fork of Rural Dictionary
Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.
There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.
1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it. 2. A transportable bomb.
How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank? (explodes)
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
When a rider causes a horse to canter to an 18inch jump with its head sideways
“Omg did you see Jessica doing the hunter hover in the cross rail division?!”
the accomplishment of lifting all four limbs (legs and arms) off the bed, ground... while having anal sex in the doggy style position. 5 seconds in air counts as a completed butt hover
george - this morning i was anal fucking yvonne doggy style and attempted the butt hover. success for like 8 seconds!
Circle the nipple twice with index finger and press in on the nipple
“Do the hover maneuver on me “