A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain
when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
When one person fills thier mouth with cottage cheese and then performs oral sex.
He told me he wanted a lumpy ruthaford, but I don't like cottage cheese!
a really fat disgusting man and is bumpy
woah that guy is fat as hell he is a lumpy chumpy booger eating chumpy
Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon
Bob lumpis is cool
The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.
Bro: I’ll get the takis