A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.
“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”
Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”
Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”
Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!