Country Dictionary

When you throw your middle finger up in the air and wave it around, it can be classed as a gesture

when a rude child says "sit on that" with his finger up, it will actually mean "shit on that"

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.

d. another term for really high grade marijuana

Rico said "Its that shit bra"

Stinky crap that comes out of your ass.

Dude I have to take a shit, give me a minute.
Just don't leave a stain, my mom will kill me.

A negative aspect of something.

We got a free trip to the beach, but the shit of it is we have to sit through a time share speech.