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Dad Bod

David Harbour.

Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."

Person two: "He has that dad bod."

Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."

Person 2: "...what?!"

by DadBodExpert December 12, 2017

Dad bods

A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)

Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts

by Hefe the Great January 12, 2023

Fad-bod

A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.

You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner

Logan: “all the ladies love my dad bod”

Me: “nah it ain’t a dad bod, u got a fad bod, no one likes you”

by Weeb.exe1 March 12, 2022

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 12, 2016

odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

College Bod

When you realize your grades matter, so you give up on your physical appearance.

Chic 1: doesn't he look hot?
Chic 2: no, he's fat
Chic 1: he's got the college bod. he's also gotta be smart.

by OrigionalGMF August 06, 2015

Hard bods

Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.

I got so many hard bods to use at the vending machine today.

by turtlehunter April 16, 2010