Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

undercover sexy

ugly, but you may have had sex with them

Person 1: Ho brah that chick is beat.
Person 2: Nah brah, she's kinda undercover sexy...

by e_web January 13, 2012

undercover tornado

a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion

tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it

by Rice Crispin March 09, 2018

Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette

by the wreckingball March 25, 2018

Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 23, 2021

Undercover Swedish Brother

When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.

Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!

by yes!yes!yes! March 08, 2014