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Like "Jayzus", only Jay-Z-zus. Something you say when you're fed up and irritated. In place of "Jesus!"

"Will you shut up already, you been yapping your mouth for an hour! Jay-Z-zus!" or "Look what that girl is wearing! Jay-Z-zus Christ!"

recieving a blowjob while smoking yourself a nice big fatty.(sounds nice huh?)

5$ for an HJ, 10$ for a BJ,15$ for a Z jay....nd if u gotta ask u cant afford it :)

When one gets high on marijuana and proceeds to receive a Hand-job from another person

The hooker told me it would be 15 bucks for a hand job but 25 for a z-jay. After we got back from the party my girl gave me a solid z-jay.

Getting your dick sucked and or your balls licked while you are sleeping.

zzz...zzz...zzz... z jay, SHAZAM zzz...zzz...zzz

Receiving a blowjob while using Zima as lubricant

Dude Breauxsard this broad gave me the best z jay last night.

A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.

Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.

Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth. He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God