A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock
Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?
The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.
My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.
When lesbians scissors while both pussies are dry and krusty. Note that one lesbian has to be muscular and the other has to look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
“These two lesbians attracted to Sara thought of her while doing a Krusty Slash”
The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.
Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.
“I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”