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iron maiden

Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.

There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.

by Zach January 17, 2004

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 14, 2017

Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).

You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.

by |Artemis| June 06, 2022

Maiden Error

Maiden Error, is a whispered name you hear throughout the work force.

Shit Maiden Error, All those below, come up above please.

by Jo Albert August 15, 2020

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard April 04, 2018