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Junie B Jones

that book series from your local library. she's so fucking annoying- she called the cops because she had to PISS- her quote on quote "emergency" also Caillou's sister.

Junie B Jones is an odd child

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3

Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.

by S_br6nd234 February 18, 2024

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 31, 2022

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

Zac Jones

A person who touches people younger than him and enjoys being a gnome under the pants...

Zac Jones touched a 10 year old in a sleep over

by mum's mum's mum's dad January 16, 2022

nicolas david jones

cloeys man...

nicolas david jones is a awesome dude... he is cloeys man...

by kayneeelovaaa October 23, 2022