A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most legend birthday ever because jonah marais was born on this day
june 16 is superior because that’s when jonah marais was born
A day that will live in infamy in Whole Foods Market Dairy history.
The eye of Hurricane Shawn shows its face in the form of 12 pallets, and milk crates taller than most skyscrapers.
On this day Hurricane Shawn took guitarist Jonesy's shoulder, sent Alex to the Army, forced Garvin to transfer stores, and made two Team Members lose their green cards..... on purpose.
A day that TM Alamin says made the tsunami look like child's play.
"I survived Hurricane Shawn and all I got was this lousy Free Lunch coupon"
"June 16 makes baby Jesus cry"
"Hurricane Shawn > Hurricane Charlie"
The person that is born on this date has the biggest dick anyone have ever seen
THaTS A PreTTy BIg CocK
I KNow, RIght. I was ACTuallY BORn JUNe 16
*kisses crush*
Crush:What was that for?
Person:it’s June 16
Today is the day a amazing boy was born if you have a boyfriend born today you will forever be happy give him lots of hugs and kisses
Ex
Girl:Omfg my boyfriend was born on june 16
Other girl: oh he's a keeper