Country Dictionary

A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.

"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".

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xxx video or magazine porn

hurry the fuck up with my bongo vidz asshole

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.

"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Bongo"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)

Person of simple mind. Not very smart. Person who does stupid things.

"your a fucking BONGO!"

A bongo is when you shove your hand so deep inside of someone’s butt that you reach a vital organ, twist it out of it’s socket, and pull it out with your bare hand. This was usually done by native Americans as a public execution.

Native American chief: Death or Bongo?
Victim: Death!
Native American chief: death... by BONGO!
Victim: I’m totally screwed.
Native American chief: *commits bongo*
Victim: *dies*

A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.

Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)

The act of smacking one's weiner onto a female's tits (or male with breasts) as if beating a drum.

Craig: "Yo I pulled the bongo on that jawn last night."