Country Dictionary

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Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023