A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drunk Mexican walking home at two in the morning.
Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!
John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"
Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.
Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.
Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.
"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"
To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.
When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.
Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis
GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!