A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.
Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.
Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.
Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"
Some Shit white people call each other.
Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.
What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"
having the personality of a cocksucker
That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!
A person, typically a young man around the ages of 15 to 21 who's parents are wealthy and buy them anything and everything, cheese dicks never work for what they get.
"Hey my parents just bought me a new silverado, it's red and lifted with big ol' tires!!" "...cheese dick"
The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.
Note: cheese dicks travel in packs
CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"
Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."
Someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. The Jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. Wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.
"Dude Dennis is such a cheese dick with his stuff"