Country Dictionary

from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation

Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.

a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

yo, stop grabbing my chutch

Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.

Every time I think of you I chutch myself.

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.

I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.

This Is Mainly Used As An Insult In The Same Way As The Word Fuck Is Used.

Jeremy: Your Mom Is Fucking Hot.
Aaron: Shut Up You Chutch.

An unfortunate circumstance that cannot be controlled.

I got chuctched so hard.
The chutchery is unreal.