A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.
Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
1. One who solicits the cock.
2. One who appears to solicit the cock.
Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.
One who mongs the cock
Refer to Monger.
That girl over there is a huge cock monger.
A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.
My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.
A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke
Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!
A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
Lala,your such a raging cock monger